BE OUR HERO: Volunteer for Folsom Street East!

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You – yes, you! – have a secret superpower. Okay, sure, you’re not a mutant, or an extraterrestrial, or a charismatic billionaire, or a demigoddess … probably. But you’re a New Yorker! You leap tall buildings with the single press of a button! You hail cabs on Friday night in the rain! And you look fabulous doing it! Pizza Rat has nothing on you.

 

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Now you have a chance to use your powers for something besides blocking people from cutting in line or figuring out how to use the subway on the weekend: Folsom Street East can happen only with the help of superheroes like you. All you need to do is select your superpower from the list below and sign up here!

 

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SUPERPOWER: Super Street Sweep
SUPER STRENGTHS: Early Riser, Dirt Repeller
It’s time to take out the trash and take back our block! Let coffee and donuts fuel your compulsion to clean!

 

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SUPERPOWER: Super Street Guard
SUPER STRENGTHS: Gentle Enforcer, Stalwart Protector
Police the perimeter, direct traffic, and mete out justice with a gloved hand. Mmm, gloves. Wait, what were we saying?

 

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SUPERPOWER: Super Setup
SUPER STRENGTHS: Unloader, Unfolder, Unfurler
Tables, chairs, and banners rise and assemble at your command! And that’s not the only thing that’s rising, you sexy beast, you!

 

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SUPERPOWER: Super Event Staff
SUPER STRENGTHS: Meeter, Greeter, Multitasker
Turn on your irresistible charm beam and make sure our guests are cared for and happy! Let a thousand hearts melt under the withering heat of your smile!

 

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SUPERPOWER: Super Teardown
SUPER STRENGTHS: Disassembler, Restorer
Bend the mysterious forces of the universe to turn back time and return our block to the way it was before all the fun began!

 

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But I don’t have a costume! you say. Worry not – we have you covered (well, at least your top half) with a FREE SUPERHERO CREW T-SHIRT. Fits comfortably and conveniently under unassuming business attire.

 

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So be our hero, use your powers for good, and assemble to form Folsom Street East! Your secret identity is safe with us.